88. Inane Dialogue #007 … paperclips (30 May 08)

"Paperclips are evil," said paperclip#1 to paperclip#2.
"But you are a paperclip," said paperclip#2.
"Bugger me! You’re right, there!" said paperclip#1.
"I know," said paperclip#2.
"But you know what’s really weird?" said paperclip#1.
"What?" said paperclip#2 (who didn’t really care).
"So are you!" said paperclip#1.
"Oh shut up," said paperclip#2.