89. Inane Dialogue #008 … romance (30 May 08)

"Your eyes sparkle," said Tom, "like…"
"A toiletful of wee under a neon striplight?" suggested Sally.
"Yes!" said Tom.
"Get out of my house and never return!" suggested Sally.
"But I only agreed with your suggestion!" said Tom.
"I suggest you put your finger in a live socket!" suggested Sally.