87. Inane Dialogue #006 … sausage (30 May 08)

"Don’t be such a dullard," said the gorilla to the sausage.
"That’s a sausage," said the cobra. "It doesn’t understand a word you’re saying."
"But you," said the gorilla, "are a soft, fleshy snake" – and he picked up the cobra and smashed it against a rock.
"Ouch!" said the cobra.