86. Inane Dialogue #005 … gerbil (30 May 08)

"Mind my gerbil!" said Horace (he of the enormous left elbow).
"Why?" said Jiminy Cricket’s niece.
"Because… erm…" said Horace, stumbling for a reason why Jiminy Cricket’s niece should mind his gerbil.
"Mind my elephant!" said Jiminy Cricket’s niece.
"Why?" said Horace.
"Because it’s really big!" said Jiminy Cricket’s niece.