84. Inane Dialogue #003 … chalk (30 May 08)

"Happiness," said Pamela Von Carpetcheese, "is a small piece of chalk."
"How’s that then?" said Bob.
"It’s small, it’s crumbly, it comes in a variety of colours and you can write on a blackboard with it," said Pam.
"That makes no sense," said Bob.
"True enough!" conceded Pamela Von Carpetcheese.