83. Inane Dialogue #002 … tea (30 May 08)

"Eeh! I could murder a cup of tea!" said Simon O’Malley to Vlad the Prince of Darkness.
"Murder?" said Vlad. "What in Transylvania and the Hidden Yet All-Pervasive Kingdoms of the Demons of the Underworld do you mean?"
"Never mind," said Simon, who had decided he didn’t really like tea.