73. Still Spring Water (16 May 08)

George the scientifically-inclined schoolboy examined the small plastic bottle, in which was ostensibly contained half a litre of the cool, colourless liquid known as ‘water.’ He unscrewed the lid and tentatively took a sip. He swilled it round his gob and swallowed.

"Yep," he declared proudly; "it’s still spring water!"