72. Max Payne Cheers Up (16 May 08)

"I don’t think it helps," said Max Payne’s therapist, "that you are stuck with a surname like ‘Payne.’"
"Do you think?" said Max Payne, as he frowned and pondered over the dark pit of gloom and death and loneliness that was his life.
He changed his name to Max Buttercup.