2. 'Lara' (8 April 2006)

The tall, skinny, big-breasted lady, in skimpy shorts, croptop and boots, entered the cave... Walked slowly to the dark heart of the mountain. Confusion. 'Where's the treasure?' she said into her intercom. 'How many times?' said her mum. 'You're not Lara Croft! Now get home and feed the cat.'