09 April 2006

3. 'Gift' (9 April 2006)

‘Let me introduce you to my new pet,’ said Heather.
‘Okay,’ said Jessica.
Heather sneezed.
‘But where’s--’
Heather sneezed again.
‘You mean your new pet is--’
‘A sneeze!’ said Heather. ‘Ain’t she adorable?’
‘Adorable...’ said Jessica. ‘I must get myself one...’
Heather sneezed over Jessica. ‘There you are!’ she said.

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