70. Sonic the Hedgehog is Brought Painfully Down to Earth by His Mum (16 May 08)

"Stop spinning!" said Sonic’s mum. "You’re making me dizzy."
"But I have to spin!" said Sonic. "It is my destiny!"
"Destiny my prickly arse," said Sonic’s mum. "Next you’ll be telling me you were put on this Earth to fight evil wherever it rears its ugly bonce."
"Erm…" said Sonic.