61. Farting in a Lift (16 Feb 08)

Not a good idea.
Enclosed space. Quiet.
Impossible to hide the shame!
The burning… the silent accusing…
And upon exit…
The lingering guilt.
Whodunit…?
Youdunit!

Unless, of course…
You take pride in your emissions.
You delight in your gaseous expulsions.
In which case…
Fart, fart, fart, fart and fart again!