56. Spam Scanners (17 July 2007)

Scanners of Spam.
Is it too pink?
Too dry?
Too moist?
Is the prevalence of pork too high?
Or too low?
Is it too salty?
Too sweet?
Or are there hidden messages?
A codex?
Instructions from an alien race?
...Buy our all new brand of Venusian Viagra!...
Scanners of Spam.