14. 'Burlesque' (23 April 2006)

Exotically stripping away the layers.
Erotic yet wholesome, it seems -
Old-fashioned nipple-tassels jostle.
Is there room for this
Amidst the myriad Internet perversions?
Specialities for the discerning customer:
Bestiality... Necrophilia... Double Anal... Dwarves...
How can we be satisfied
With the removal of clothes,
When darkest fantasies are inconsolable?